This is taken from a forum member who goes by the name: ShortsTuff. Enjoy! and Merry Christmas and Happy New year to all.
(Apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)
by ShortsTuff, on the ISG forum.
‘Twas the night before comp, and all through the land
Golfers lie waiting, woman and man.
The Footjoy’s placed (polished) in the hallway with care
Trusting that Saturday soon would be there.
Sticks in the Falcon, and I in my bed
While visions of plane angles fly through my head
When all of a sudden, in the study, a clatter
I fly to my feet to see what was the matter.
There at my PC, no jolly old elf,
I hardly believe it – Homer, himself!
“Son” he said sadly, “I’ve seen you play.
How could you get round the course in that way?
Now, let’s ISG, in the time you have left
You really must learn some G.O.L.F.”
So, on to the web, and into the site,
He counselled me well, deep into the night.
Started a journey to open some doors
“Learn the imperatives, accumulators”
Opened those doors, (he gave me a key)
“Monitor lag at your pp3.”
Hinging and cocking, but what is a swivel?
Answers by courtesy DGLaville.
Continually pulling your pill from the hedges?
Toolish: “Look to your flying wedges.”
Problem at impact? Dart makes the call
“Geometry, geometry, geometry’s all!”
Don’t make that move getting round to the left –
Visions in lycra provided by Jeff.
Looking for research – how, what and why?
Can’t go past Loren (not an AI).
Guru advises “Pull it out of your back”
(Mate, my best ones are from lower than that!)
Carey with keys, and Spike with his Zen,
Tai on this cruise ship, here now and then.
He left me then, with plenty to play with,
And guidance from you guys to be on my way with.
From one of the Seekers, to those of the trust,
I feel that I should, nah, I know that I must
Share these words from Homer, going into the night
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good flight!”
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